It is day three of laryngitis. I haven't been able to read Pumpkin her evening story, which has her somewhat annoyed with me. So as not to be outdone, she came home from school with a plan to teach me a lesson.
"Pumpkin, what did you do at school today?"
"I can't tell you Mommy. My voice is turned off."
OMG COULD YOU PLEASE SHOW ME WHERE THE SWITCH IS!