Wednesday, November 07, 2007

Blog-Philandering Husband!

My husband has always refrained from reading my blog, as he believes that his readership is going to cause me to limit the things that I can post about. When I originally started blogging, I didn’t want anyone I knew reading it because I wanted full reign over all topics. I discovered that this was a dangerous game, thus the blog was re-born with more humour, more happiness, and fewer rants. I will not post anything that I want to hide. That being said, I have actually been asking him if he would read my blog, since this is a part of me that I am just now exploring, and I want him to maybe get a deeper insight into my soul. Not likely, but it could happen. He continually declines. That kind of bugs me. You know what bugs me more though? When I walk in to a room where he is sitting at the computer, having a good chuckle, and then says to me, “That Redneck Mommy is hilarious! That bit about Halloween and the one about the reno – too funny!” Oh, I see. So he’ll read HER blog but not mine! Yeah, everyone knows that she’s hilarious. That’s why he keeps stumbling into her after I’ve been using the computer. I’m funny too ya know!!! Maybe not quite AS funny, but I think I can hold my own. What about that bit about the banana clip! Ok, maybe not funny at all, but still! I don’t blame you, Redneck. It’s not your fault that you’re a blog-goddess, but could you maybe give my man a kick in the arse the next time he comes a-lurkin’?

7 comments:

motherbumper said...

don't get me started on SB reading the blog...

and hell lady, you're funny.

Redneck Mommy said...

Too funny! My hubs does the same thing...refuses to read my blog on a regular basis but oogles Dooce every damn time he gets near a computer.

Butthead.

As for your hubs, well, I'm sitting here, waving hello . (Ignoring my kids and the pot of burnt mac and cheese whilst I'm doing it..) Welcome to my world. But you should really kiss that wifey of yours...she's a funny gal.

Classy too.

Wink, wink. Thanks for the linky love. You and your hubs brightened my day.

Nora Bee said...

Ha! I think it's sweet how he doesn't want to cramp your blogging style by reading. I've asked my man to read a few things of mine, and then once he found one that I rathered he didn't..but it was ok.

bubandpie said...

My husband reads my blog now, but there was a long time when he didn't, for similar reasons. If I ever caught him with Redneck, though...there'd be hell to pay. She is hot.

Debi said...

I asked my hubs if he wanted the link to my blog (I have hid it at livejournal somewhere. email for link)and he said no but then told me, I DO read your emails though. Er Ok. That is weird. Nothing to hide but not sure I like it either.

b*babbler said...

Oh, this whole exchange me giggling madly. Mr Babbler also doesn't read very often for some reason.

And you're funny! Far funnier than I am... Mr Mac & Cheese read, laugh, enjoy!

something blue said...

My husband is a blog cruisin' playa but I guess I have to be happy that he always comes back to casa de blue.