Today Pumpkin asked my mom if my mom knew her when she was just a baby. My mom replied, "I met you on the day that you were born!"
Offended, Pumpkin stated, "I wasn't born! I'm Jewish!"
Imagining that Pumpkin had ideas of our people having been hatched or beamed down, I figured I'd try to clear things up for her. "You know, Sweetie, everyone is born. Jewish people too."
Angrily she retorted, "I'm not being born again! I'm Jewish!"
Maybe she does have a handle on this.