...I would choose Homer over Peter, provided that I wasn't going to cop out and opt for divorce or switch teams. Although both men are quite useless, Homer sometimes feels bad about the effects of his actions. Also, he and I would always have donuts in common. That's more than some couples have! In addition, I think that he would get along well with Pumpkin.
Yesterday, Pumpkin advised me that she knew how to make "the perfect drink".
"How do I make it?", I inquired.
"You take chocolate milk, and take parmesan cheese, and mix it up!"
Now doesn't that sound like a drink that Homer would enjoy?