Overall I was a trustworthy teenager, but on that Sunday morning after a night of 'debauchery' with my friends, I opened the front door to find our family dog on the porch, waiting to be let in after a night of frolicking and who knows what else. Boy was he dirty! I have no idea how he got out, but I was ever so thankful that he decided to stay close to home. I only confessed this to my mom about ten years ago. I figured that I was too old to get grounded by that time.
Yesterday, Pumpkin couldn't find her favourite stuffed dog. I gave the house a pretty good once over in search of it, but it didn't turn up. I can usually find anything, so I became concerned that she dropped it somewhere in her travels, and that it was gone for good.
This morning when I opened the door to take Pumpkin to camp, we looked down at the front step, and there was her stuffed dog, waiting to come in! I don't know how it got out or how it found it's way back, but I was once again very grateful for yet another locked out dog staying close to home.
I immediately turned to the huz to recount the story of my mom's dog that I locked out all those years ago. He laughed, but there was this unspoken overtone in his demeanor that let me know that it wouldn't be funny if I had done that to his dog. Whatever. I'm not a drunk teenager anymore, so why even think about it. Right?
Later this very same day, after poking my head out the front door to grab the mail, I found myself experiencing the weirdest sensation of not being followed by my shadow dog, Lucky. It was the absence of tripping over her while I puttered around the house that alerted me to something being off. I called out her name, but she was a no-show.
'When I grabbed the mail???', I wondered, as I ran to the front door. Guess who I found on the front step when I opened the door?
6 comments:
that's too funny.
What a crazy story!!!
The Unvierse is so totally on your side, but I know you're aware of this already. I can relate, though (to the fear of losing the dog, not the Universe being on my side, just to be clear!) I love my dog, but I do look forward to the day that the sound of a doorbell no longer strikes panic into my heart for fear of the dog escaping when I open the door!
Sorry, that's Universe, not Unvierse. My fingers work faster than my brain most of the time...
LOL, that is too strange!
What I want to know: Are you waiting 10 years to tell "the huz"?
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