Do you want to know why she freaked out a short while later? Because even though I gave her a crappy croissant as a reward for eating her oatmeal, she wanted another one.
Do you want to know why she freaked out ten minutes after that? Because after three of those shitty croissants, I decided that enough was enough.
Do you want to know why she now cries in the presence of our dog, Taz? Because he snatched a crappy croissant out of her hand.
Do you want to know what I'm never going to buy again?
